Reindeer Appreciation Society dinner and dance

[Ian McC]

Well it is that time of year again when Eki and Oily are busy making preparations for the annual Reindeer Appreciation Society dinner and dance party.

At this very moment Eki is drafting out the invites whilst Oily is putting together the menu, as with previous years there will be a live band during the meal and the first part of the evening but after this CarlMetro will once again be taking to the decks to spin some of your favourite tunes, from YMCA to It's Raining Men, he has them all.

As usual, the invite list is a closely guarded secret but we can expect many forum members to be lucky enough to recieve one of those invites through the post, finely crafted by Eki's own fair hand.

Don't forget folks, it's fancy dress, the best dressed guest receiving a great prize, a full service with Oily's own bare hands!

So, with luck, I look forward to seeing you all there! :D

[schmenke]

...CarlMetro will once again be taking to the decks to spin some of your favourite tunes, from YMCA to It's Raining Men, he has them all...

On the off-chance that an invite is sent my way, I would like to put in an advance request for Crazy Frog...

[LeonBrooke]

Well if I get invited, I'd like to request White and Nerdy...

[oily oaf]

Can I just insert a brief but vital caveat to Mac's generously proffered invite :)

The full service with bare hands will only apply to humanoid members of the opposite species.
The gents will have to take care of business without any assistance from me.
Thankyou :mad:

[LeonBrooke]

Can I just insert a brief but vital caveat to Mac's generously proffered invite :)

The full service with bare hands will only apply to humanoid members of the opposite species.
The gents will have to take care of business without any assistance from me.
Thankyou :mad:

Oh good to hear :up: ;)

[Eki]

Well it is that time of year again when Eki and Oily are busy making preparations for the annual Reindeer Appreciation Society dinner and dance party.

At this very moment Eki is drafting out the invites whilst
I'd like to know if I should send a separate invitation to Studiose, or will he be your avec?

[Ian McC]

I'd like to know if I should send a separate invitation to Studiose, or will he be your avec?

As I only have a 1 in 4 chance of getting the right one I think on this occasion I will pass, send him a separate one ;)

[CarlMetro]

CarlMetro will once again be taking to the decks to spin some of your favourite tunes, from YMCA to It's Raining Men, he has them all.

'tis true ;(

[Hazell B]

Shouldn't that be It's Reining Men?

If it's fancy dress, do you think I can pull off arriving as a lady? :p :
(There's a Brockman pun in there, but I can't quite bring myself to post it)

[Ian McC]

Shouldn't that be It's Reining Men?


Taxi for Hazell! :p :




If it's fancy dress, do you think I can pull off arriving as a lady? :p :
(There's a Brockman pun in there, but I can't quite bring myself to post it)


:erm:

[Hazell B]

Taxi for Hazell! :p :



No, it's okay as I'll drive myself thanks :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Shouldn't that be It's Reining Men?

If it's fancy dress, do you think I can pull off arriving as a lady? :p :
(There's a Brockman pun in there, but I can't quite bring myself to post it)

All right, you've got me interested now, what was it??

[oily oaf]

All right, you've got me interested now, what was it??

It's no good you getting all excited young man :mad:

You're on first aid duty where your medical knowledge will come mightily to the fore as you mop up reindeer vomit and simultaneously pump the stomachs of Hazell and Eki before catheterizing and installing a stent in an Arctic moose with kidney gravel.

Have I made myself clear :vader:

[LeonBrooke]

It's no good you getting all excited young man :mad:

You're on first aid duty where your medical knowledge will come mightily to the fore as you mop up reindeer vomit and simultaneously pump the stomachs of Hazell and Eki before catheterizing and installing a stent in an Arctic moose with kidney gravel.

Have I made myself clear :vader:

Great! I get to go to the event, and I get to have fun :evil: :devil:

[A.F.F.]

I googled it and found an open invitation to it :eek:

There's one thing I'm not sure I understand. "Make sure you bring a straw, whipcream and vhs full of hardcore porn with you." :confused:

Now, does that whipcream have to be homemade?

[Ian McC]

Now, does that whipcream have to be homemade?

Oily makes his own ;)

No porn please :)

[Hazell B]

No porn please :)

In that case, I won't be attending. No porn, no Hazell policy is currently in use.

[A.F.F.]

Or was it the porn that has to be homemade?? :confused:

[Ian McC]

In that case, I won't be attending. No porn, no Hazell policy is currently in use.


Don't worry, Oily and Eki are going to put on a private show for you ;)

[Eki]

To get you in the mood.

For those who like them sturdy, here are some I met in Spitzbergen:

[Eki]

And for those who like them more gracile and long legged, here's one I met in Finnish Lapland:

[Azumanga Davo]

I don't believe it. Eki has stooped as low as to take up the hobby of 'caribou voyeurism'... :eek:

[oily oaf]

To get you in the mood.

For those who like them sturdy, here are some I met in Spitzbergen:

Blimey I don't fancy yours much sherriff :(

[LeonBrooke]

To get you in the mood.

For those who like them sturdy, here are some I met in Spitzbergen:


And for those who like them more gracile and long legged, here's one I met in Finnish Lapland:

Like wow :o

[CarlMetro]

I know it's fancy dress but is there a theme to it?

[Eki]

I know it's fancy dress but is there a theme to it?
http://static.flickr.com/47/145735102_122d8f3086_m.jpg

[CarlMetro]

Is that Fred Bassett? Is he coming too ?

[Hondo]

Fine looking pup there, Eki. Does he/she belong to you?

[Eki]

Fine looking pup there, Eki. Does he/she belong to you?
No, I found the image by googling.

[Hazell B]

Don't worry, Oily and Eki are going to put on a private show for you ;)


Can everybody please note that the above is a legally binding promise to me :p :

Can everybody also please note that Oily and Eki will be given Christian Bale and Heath Ledger masks before the cameras roll. I believe in anonymity for the porn industry and have always wanted to see Christian Bale and Heath Ledger pleasuring each other. Two birds, one stone sort of thing ;)

Are dollar bills and loin cloths optional?
Will there be chocolate cake?

[Ian McC]

Are dollar bills and loin cloths optional?
Will there be chocolate cake?

Dollar bills are a must, yes you do have to wear a loin cloth and there will be chocolate cake though we would prefer you ate it rather than smeared it on.

[Ian McC]

I know it's fancy dress but is there a theme to it?

I am not sure, Eki wanted everyone every one to dress up as good old George W Bush but Oily wanted to do Vicars and Tarts :D

[Hazell B]

.... there will be chocolate cake though we would prefer you ate it rather than smeared it on.

Too right I'm going to eat it.
You don't waste good cake smearing it on things :mark:

[vanillagirl85]

with reindeer this fly, you must appreciate them

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IhJPXR0MDe8

cos my place is here

[Ian McC]

Too right I'm going to eat it.
You don't waste good cake smearing it on things :mark:

Depends if you eat it afterwards ;)

[Hazell B]

Depends if you eat it afterwards ;)

McC, you have a nasty habit of putting pictures in my head that give me bad dreams.

Used chocolate cake smeared on people in fancy dress being just one in a long list.

Shame on you :p :

[Ian McC]

McC, you have a nasty habit of putting pictures in my head that give me bad dreams.

Used chocolate cake smeared on people in fancy dress being just one in a long list.

Shame on you :p :


What can I say? It's a talent :D

[LeonBrooke]

How unfortunate that I sat at the computer with my dinner of pizza just as I started reading this :s

[oily oaf]

How unfortunate that I sat at the computer with my dinner of pizza just as I started reading this :s

Get a grip man :mad:
A big strapping Kiwi like you outta be made of sterner stuff ;)

This was why I was a bit surprised that you have requested a taxi home after the big bash on account of the several thousand miles that separate you from the venue

I flew to Auckland only last week in a mere 23 hours

Mind you it did make me arms ache a bit :(

[LeonBrooke]

Get a grip man :mad:
A big strapping Kiwi like you outta be made of sterner stuff ;)

This was why I was a bit surprised that you have requested a taxi home after the big bash on account of the several thousand miles that separate you from the venue

I flew to Auckland only last week in a mere 23 hours

Mind you it did make me arms ache a bit :(

Have I got a shock for you ;)

I weigh about 55kg - I'm tiny ;)

[oily oaf]

Have I got a shock for you ;)

I weigh about 55kg - I'm tiny ;)

Strewth Shortstuff that's the size of one of my legs mate ;)

But listen up fella here's a little something to take your mind off my thighs.

I just recieved this rather shocking footage of 2 well known forum members geting ready for the big night.

Its not for the squeamish so finish your scoff first OK? :D

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834077

[LeonBrooke]

:laugh: brilliant ;)

[Hazell B]

How unfortunate that I sat at the computer with my dinner of pizza just as I started reading this :s

Sorry :)

[LeonBrooke]

I almost spat it all up from laughing so hard :D

[oily oaf]

I'm afraid there were shameful scenes at last nights inaugaral shindig as one of the 4 legged guests got stuck into the grog like it was going out of fashion :(

He was ejected from the premises and was later found having fghts with himself in a Helsinki kebab shop.

Eki's injuries were last night described by a hospital spokesperson as grave but not life threatening :arrows:

www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368)

[Ian McC]

I'm afraid there were shameful scenes at last nights inaugaral shindig as one of the 4 legged guests got stuck into the grog like it was going out of fashion :(

He was ejected from the premises and was later found having fghts with himself in a Helsinki kebab shop.

Eki's injuries were last night described by a hospital spokesperson as grave but not life threatening :arrows:

www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368)

So was Eki the back legs and you the front ones Oily? :D

[Eki]

Oily was so wasted that he was totally legless.

[Roamy]

eki what are you doing here?? screwing rudolph

[LeonBrooke]

I'm afraid there were shameful scenes at last nights inaugaral shindig as one of the 4 legged guests got stuck into the grog like it was going out of fashion :(

He was ejected from the premises and was later found having fghts with himself in a Helsinki kebab shop.

Eki's injuries were last night described by a hospital spokesperson as grave but not life threatening :arrows:

www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368)

:laugh:

[fly_ac]

I'm afraid there were shameful scenes at last nights inaugaral shindig as one of the 4 legged guests got stuck into the grog like it was going out of fashion :(

He was ejected from the premises and was later found having fghts with himself in a Helsinki kebab shop.

Eki's injuries were last night described by a hospital spokesperson as grave but not life threatening :arrows:

www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1834368)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[RaceFanStan]

Just so everyone knows what was REALLY in the "pulled pork" & "barbequed beef". :eek:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/gr8link/00/ras.jpg




:laugh: