Good lines from films

[Knock-on]

I guess we will see what we will see.

Why is it now that I am starting to shake so bad, and there is this deep deep fear in me, thinking about Mr Creel and all the horible things he can do to me.

Over to you.

[Bezza]

If your gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk.

[schmenke]

You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.

Go ahead... make my day.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Say hello to my little friend.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Ian McC]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

:s mokin:

[Ian McC]

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

That's right, Matrix. You did.

I lied.

[Dazz9908]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

:s mokin:
Yeah that was really cool!

[edv]

Is that a Man?...or Something?

[vanillagirl85]

I wake up every morning, I piss excellence.

[Ian McC]

Is that a Man?...or Something?

I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

[Mark]

Ice? You mean like eskimos and igloos and,, ice?!

[CarlMetro]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

[oily oaf]

"Unh! unh! unh! unh! Oh yeah baby talk about the weather. You know what I like don't you huh?"
"Low pressure over the Azores? Oh God Unh! Unh! unh! Aaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!" (slump. lights pipe)

Taken from "Weatherbeaten Wives" 1975. All rights reserved :mad:

[DonnieDarco]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"

[Daniel]

I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.

[CarlMetro]

here's Johnny

[Daniel]

here's Johnny
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid Letterman!!!!

[ArrowsFA1]

It's okay, honey. I... I was just talking to the cornfield.

[CarlMetro]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

[CarlMetro]

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Mark]

"Do you know what this means?!"

[Knock-on]

I'll be back

[Brown, Jon Brow]

The name is Brown,


Jon Brown

[CarlMetro]

The name is Brown,


Jon Brown

Don't remember that one, is it from James Bondage?

[ArrowsFA1]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

[Donney]

If you piss down my back don't tell me it's raining.

[quicksilver]

When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I'm saying to you is this... When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

[millencolin]

Viva Las Bio-dome

[TOgoFASTER]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Yes, indeed. :)

Good old President Muffley.

[Robinho]

can't remeber any witty lines from clever films so...

"Mr Anderson.."
"my name is...NEO"

or

"thats not a knife, THIS is a knife" (in your best Aussie accent)

[oily oaf]

Excuse me is this the right room for an argument?

I've told you once.

[Knock-on]

You talking to me?

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Adriannnnnnn
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No Mr Bond, I expect you to Die
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Captain, my Captain
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GooooooooooooooD Morning Vietnam

[Kaiser]

"Charlie don't surf!"

"Go ahead, make my day"

"I put the grrr in swinger, BABY!"

[jim mcglinchey]

"Aaahh, those Gringos again....what do you want?"
" We want Angel!"

[agwiii]

If you want me, all you have to do is whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow.

18 y.o. Lauren Bacall to Bogey in their first movie - John Huston's Key Largo. 1946!

[agwiii]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Bogart, Casa Blanca.

[agwiii]

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

Humphrey Bogart

[Hazell B]

".... wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot!"

"Sam. Sam. I'm not a vampire!"
"What are you then? The Flying Nun?"

"Death by stereo!"

"Bloody pirates"

"Sade?"
"Throw it!"

[luvracin]

Team America's summary of world politics - edited version to avoid moderators wrath :

"Xxxxxxx don't like xxxxx, because xxxxxxx get xxxxed by xxxxx. But xxxxx also xxxx xxxholes: xxxholes that just want to xxxx on everything. Xxxxxxx may think they can deal with xxxholes their way. But the only thing that can xxxx an xxxhole is a xxxx, with some balls. The problem with xxxxx is: they xxxx too much or xxxx when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a xxxxx to show them that. But sometimes, xxxxxxx can be so full of xxxx that they become xxxholes themselves... because xxxxxxx are an inch and half away from xxx holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us xxxx this xxxhole, we're going to have our xxxxx and xxxxxxx all covered in xxxx!

[Ian McC]

Without doubt the best quote from Harry Callahan

Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...

:D

[A.F.F.]

"Asteroids do not consern me. Find them!"

"You can hit me, you can kick me, you can even kill me... just don't bore me."

"I ain't got no time to bleed."

[fandango]

"Come with me if you wanna live"

"Wake up!. Time to die!"

"What's the colour of the boathouse at Hereford?"

"THE SALMON MOOSE!!!!"

"Does your dog bite?"

"AK47. When you absolutely have to kill every motherf***er in the room, accept no substitute."

[edv]

R U Sarah Conner?

[schmenke]

If you want me, all you have to do is whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow.

18 y.o. Lauren Bacall to Bogey in their first movie - John Huston's Key Largo. 1946!

That line is actually from the 1944 classic To Have and Have Not (also quoted in post #3 ;) ) :)

[Bezza]

**** you! I told you, no ****ing kids! Look at you now!

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I'll drive that tanker if its all the same to you.

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Always the heart, Ramone. Aim for the heart, or you'll never kill me.

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You see, Tuco, there are two types of people in the world - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

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George Epstein said that, Beatles Manager.
George Epstein? Its Brian Epstein.
No its George Epstein. Your thinking of Brian Martin.
Its Brian Epstein and George Martin! Your just ****ing wrong!!

[MrJan]

I'm thinking of getting a gun and dealing some crack. But not like a mean crack dealer, you know like a friendly crack dealer, just be like 'hey guys whats up? want some crack'

I didn't kill him, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him

Shut the **** up Donney

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you shall know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

[Ian McC]

May I help you Dr...?
Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Dr. who?
Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
What was that name again?
It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Dr. who?
Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?

[Ian McC]

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Strangers in the night, exchanging clothing, strangers in my pants...

[Jaws]

Darl, what would you want with a set of Jousting Sticks?

I don't know, but I reckon they wouldn't come up that often

[edv]

Ivana...
Ivana Humpalot

[A.F.F.]

As long as I remember, I've always wanted to be a ganster.

[ArrowsFA1]

"Does your dog bite?"
:laugh: :laugh:

"That's not my dog." :p

[johnski]

"never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

[Kaiser]

"All my life I've wanted to lead a lot of men in a desperate battle."

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"

"Use the Force, Luke"

[agwiii]

That line is actually from the 1944 classic To Have and Have Not (also quoted in post #3 ;) ) :)

You're right! Thanks. That is one of THE most amazing screen moments. She was incredibly beautiful. I was distracted.

[Firstgear]

You see, Tuco, there are two types of people in the world - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.



Another from Blondie to Tuco:

"Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life."

[pino]

"Are you talking to me ?"

[schmenke]

You're right! Thanks. That is one of THE most amazing screen moments. She was incredibly beautiful. I was distracted.

I love them old Bogart films :D :up:

[Kaiser]

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?"

"Hey, I'm walking here!"

[Hotbikerchic33]

i carried a watermelon!!!

you know the line that baby said to Johnny in dirty dancing!
when she really wanted to say i fancy the arse of you how about some dirty dancing in the bedroom!!!! ;) :p :D :p :

[agwiii]

There is a great line in Shampoo from Julie Christie to Warren Beatty, but unfortunately, it cannot be printed here.

[Hotbikerchic33]

There is a great line in Shampoo from Julie Christie to Warren Beatty, but unfortunately, it cannot be printed here.

I know just the one your on about hee hee ;) :D :p :)

[agwiii]

I know just the one your on about hee hee ;) :D :p :)

:rotflmao: Did I say, welcome to the forum? It's worth repeating. Women in their 40s are so spectacular.

[Hotbikerchic33]

Women in their 40s are so spectacular.[/quote]

Oh we so are!! ;) :)

[agwiii]

Women in their 40s are so spectacular.

Oh we so are!! ;) :) [/quote]

To quote Chris Knoth, "abso*******lutely!"

[Hotbikerchic33]

Oh we so are!! ;) :)

To quote Chris Knoth, "abso*******lutely!"[/quote]


woman in their 40's are luvvvvvvverly!!!!!!!!

[schmenke]

"Those aren't pillows."

[Hazell B]

"What do you do, Patrick?"
"I'm into murders and executions mainly"
"Do you like it? Most of the guys I know don't like mergers and acquisitions.....you think I'm stupid, don't you?"
American Psycho

[schmenke]

"???????"

Brad Pitt in Snatch

[Hazell B]

"D'you like dogs? Dogs, d'you like 'em?"

"....curtains in perriwinkle blue...."

"Proper *ocked?"

Schmenke, I understood every word he said in Snatch :p :

[oily oaf]

Guys! GUYS!
Can you please stop saying "snatch" :mad: I'm not getting any younger you know :(

(breath shortens, clutches at chest, turns blue and loosens posing pouch)

[Hazell B]

Snatch.
Snatch.
Snatch.

What's so wrong with Snatch? :p :

[Ian McC]

I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
UH...
Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

[Ian McC]

You ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
You ever seen a grown man naked?

[Hawkmoon]

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

[harvick#1]

since these are lines from movies:
The Boondock Saints :D
"****ing... what the ****ing ****... who the **** ****ed this ****ing... how did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!!" roc :p : I had to put it up :D

"Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond **** never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that."

Connor: You know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't insane, Charlie Bronson's always got a rope.
Murphy: Whaaaat?
Connor: Yeah, he's always got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't you?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: Me too, that's stupid. Name one thing you're gonna need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ****in' know what you're gonna need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ****? This isn't a movie.
Connor: [picks up a large knife from Murphy's bag] Oh...Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your stupid ****ing rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right here!
LATERMurphy: Ah, **** you! I'm not the rope-totin'-Charlie-Bronson-wannabe who's gettin' us ****in' lost!
(After falling through a vent in the cieling tied to the rope and killing nine men)
Connor (Mocking Murphy) Well, name one thing you're going to need the stupid ****ing rope for.

From Forrest Gump
"He maybe the most stupidest some bitch alive, but man can he run fast" Coach "Bear" Bryant

From Space Balls
"12345. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose. [A shot across the bow went across the windscreen.] Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ***hole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. ***hole, Major ***hole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ***hole too, sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ***hole!
Dark Helmet: How many ***holes have we got on this ship, anyhow? [The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by ***holes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, ***holes!

another classic is Blazing Saddles, but thats a tad to racy to put up :mark:

from Big Trouble
Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake? Snake: What do you think?

Snake: We need four tickets to the Bahamas, one-way, next flight you got. Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Nassau or Freeport? Snake: The Bahamas. Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Nassau and Freeport are in the Bahamas. Snake: [confused] Whichever's next.

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er" John McClane

[Mark in Oshawa]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

:s mokin:

That is the best line That I could think of, but Maybe here is another:

"Only a Dago would bring a knife to a gun fight" Sean Connery in "The Untouchables".

and

"These are the best years of the rest of your life" Nicholas Cage in Raising Arizona

[Ian McC]

Hillary. That's an unusual name.
It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.
I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Nick? What does that mean?
Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

[LotusElise]

We don't use the word (mouths it) dead here. (The Wicker Man)

[harvick#1]

Ice? You mean like eskimos and igloos and,, ice?!

I'm gonna take a hot bath just thinkin about this ice :p :


"even in Hell I get no respect" Rodney Dangerfield :D

[Mark in Oshawa]

" I can fix it, My Dad has some AWESOME tools dude" Jeff Spicoli, Fast times at Ridgemont High

[Hazell B]

"I see dead people"

[Viktory]

"War, it's fantastic!" Hot Shots 2

[MrJan]

"I'm an American honey, our names don't mean s***"

[3-wide]

“The best thing you have going for you is your willing to humiliate youself.”

As Good As It Gets

[Ian McC]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[Azumanga Davo]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

"And that's why I called Claims Direct..."

It's TV, I know... :D

[agwiii]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Search for the Holy Grail

[agwiii]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Search for the Holy Grail

[Hazell B]

Ni

[agwiii]

Ni

Bring out your dead!

[agwiii]

Ni

And of course:

We want... a shrubbery!

[Hazell B]

"Cut down a the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!"

[Josti]

* "Dude, where's my car!?"

* "I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

[harvick#1]

"hey you talkin to me all wrong, thats the wrong tone, If that ever happens again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron." :D

[Mark in Oshawa]

"Say Hello To my lil Fren!!!!!!!

[A.F.F.]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[viper_man]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

[LotusElise]

And of course:

We want... a shrubbery!

Go away, before I insult you again!

[veeten]

"It's good to be the King." :champion:

;) :p :

[MrJan]

You are the all singing, all dancing c**p of the world.

[discussing Nigel's Guitar collection]
Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

Dan Patrick: With the first nine months of the Baseketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is starting to emerge.
Kenny Mayne: So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.
Dan Patrick: Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.
Kenny Mayne: So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

[Ian McC]

I'm the king of the world! :champion: ;)