Man humps bench, gets stuck

[ShiftingGears]

http://www.asylum.com.au/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/


Xing was apparently feeling lonely in the park late at night when he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench. Apparently ignorant of spatial realities, it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized he could no longer extract his manhood from the bench, panicked and called the police.

By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.

A painful lesson learnt.


Ye Gods!

[veeten]

:erm:

[Mark]

:eek: :rotflmao:

[Azumanga Davo]

Bet his lonely hearts ad would make interesting reading... :D

TALL, DARK STRANGER, LOOKING FOR RIGHT SEAT... I MEAN GIRL, GIRL! OH SHI... BOX 435

[gadjo_dilo]

If you cllick on VIDEO you'll watch it:
http://www.ziare.com/A_ramas_cu_penisul_blocat_intr_o_banca_din_parc__V IDEO_-384339.html

[555-04Q2]

:laugh: What a tosser :laugh:

[Drew]

When it said small holes, I was not expecting those tiny little holes actually ON the bench! (even though it says that)

The video is hilarious at the end "at least Xing has proved that not all asian men are small"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[MrJan]

:laugh: What a tosser :laugh:

Maybe if he had been then he wouldn't have had to call the police to get his c*** out of a bench. Who the hell is aroused by a bench anyway?????? :confused:

[Garry Walker]

Prime candidate for a darwin award, only that he didn`t die so that excludes him.

Tremendously funny.

[gloomyDAY]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2nlahr6.gif

[leopard]

I am sorry to hear this. Actually He can make another muffler by doing that to the muffler of the car. Besides it has more desirable warm temperature. The oily of two stroke bike is preferable. :p :

[Mark]

Maybe if he had been then he wouldn't have had to call the police to get his c*** out of a bench. Who the hell is aroused by a bench anyway?????? :confused:

Did you ever hear of the woman who married a picket fence?

[Valve Bounce]

Did you ever hear of the woman who married a picket fence?

No! tell us about it, please.

[ChrisS]

Did you ever hear of the woman who married a picket fence?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html

[Simmi]

Only slightly related (as in: 'I wouldn't put my penis in there') but has anyone seen the recent movie Teeth?

I'd also love to know just how exactly he thought that would be pleasurable. It strikes me as being similar to putting it in one of those cigar cutters.

[555-04Q2]

I'd also love to know just how exactly he thought that would be pleasurable. It strikes me as being similar to putting it in one of those cigar cutters.

Forget about that. I want to know how he managed to squeese it in into such a small hole in the first place :s hock:

[harsha]

rofl :D

[angie1313]

The video is hilarious at the end "at least Xing has proved that not all asian men are small"


Groaaaannn.....lol

[RaceFanStan]

http://www.asylum.com.au/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/
Ye Gods!
I bet he takes the situation in hand the next time a bench arouses him ;) :rotflmao:

[tmx]

it reminds me of the other story (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/eksasol/beachballs.jpg).

[Hawkmoon]

That must have been one good looking bench!

The guy must have a hard time controlling himself at the local Ikea store. All that pretty furniture! Ohhhhh......