Two Pints and a Wimmen Please

[Rollo]

Lonely Welsh people (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2564546,00.html) in a last ditch effort to snag themselves a lady have taken to getting their mugshots on cartons of milk. Article above.
I saw this in the Times and thought that this was somewhat funny.

I had an interesting thought - does the kind of milk carton that one gets their face on indicate what sort of lady they are looking for?

Skim Milk - Looking for a skinny young wench
Full Fat - Looking for a sturdier lass
UHT - Looking for one with no taste?

It does make you wonder about the Welsh though, I thought that they were all content with their woolly friends.

[jim mcglinchey]

Butter Milk - One with a Phiz that can sour the milk at 100 paces.

[Drew]

Brilliant idea, all I have to do now is become a farmer.

[RaceFanStan]

Kind of stretches the imagination as to what a "half & half" might be ..... ;) :laugh:

[LeonBrooke]

...I thought that they were all content with their woolly friends.

No, that's Australians :p :

[Knock-on]

What if you go for Goats milk. Are you into the "alternative" lifestyle :)

[LotusElise]

Or sheep's milk...

[vanillagirl85]

what about soy? do you like Asians?

[Ian McC]

In which case is Soya the type that comes out of a box and needs to be inflated? :erm:

[vanillagirl85]

In which case is Soya the type that comes out of a box and needs to be inflated? :erm:

i just squirted milk out of my nose lol

...wait, what does that say about me?

[Ian McC]

i just squirted milk out of my nose lol

...wait, what does that say about me?


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Reply unavailable due to family forum.............. :D :p :

[vanillagirl85]

:erm:

Reply unavailable due to family forum.............. :D :p :

GASP! :D

[Ian McC]

GASP! :D

Not often I make girls gasp these days :bandit: :D