Toilet humour

[turves]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1309135,00.html

I like the comments under the story... Police have nothing to go on etc etc.

[gadjo_dilo]

If she stayed all the time on the loo where were her bf doing his " needs "?
The sink is an alternative but not for the " big trouble ".

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Why do they need to put up an image of a loo, as we don't know what one looks like :confused:

[Drew]

Why do they need to put up an image of a loo, as we don't know what one looks like :confused:

Normally when I read the news on the internet and there are no pictures I think, why are there no pictures?

The story is just weird. It baffles me, why would you want to stay with a woman for 2 years who is permanently stuck to the toilet seat?! I've heard of people being dumped for much less :confused:

[Azumanga Davo]

Why do they need to put up an image of a loo, as we don't know what one looks like :confused:

American news story :p :

But golly gee, you'd think she would have got up once in a while, no?

[Koz]

Thats one case of bad hemmaroids, I tell ya!
That just seems wrong and f*cuked to me.

How could you sit in the same place for 2 bloody years?
In the toilet of all places...

Just imagine, she didnt bathe, or brush her teeth, she ate and slept and shat and pissed on that toilet seat. She didnt wipe fer ass for two years...
I pity her, more than her I pity her boyfriend to had to cook for that stinking, bacteria infested wicth, and above all I pity the fools who got her out of there. The place must have smelled a methane infused hell hole.

I am shocked.

[Rollo]

Ewwww.

Eeeewwwwww!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

This is possibly one of the most cringeworthy stories I have have heard. Usually I'm one for making fun of what's in the news but not even I can find anything remotely... eeeeewww!

[leopard]

staying all the time at toilet will make hemorrhoid getting worse, she needs fan not toilet. :p

[bowler]

I hope they had two toilets

[leopard]

One home two toilets is very standard :)

[gadjo_dilo]

She didnt wipe fer ass for two years...


But she was "washed" by the water spray of the seat. :laugh:

[ShiftingGears]

One home two toilets is very standard :)

But the woman was in a trailer park, so its safe to assume that was the only toilet in the trailer.

I can't believe how she did not MOVE off in two years!

[gadjo_dilo]

Why do they need to put up an image of a loo, as we don't know what one looks like :confused:

In one of our papers the pic is more suggestive:

http://www.ziare.com/_files/Image/news/265/tb_240_264554_0803_femeie_wc_ziare.jpg

:laugh:

[MrJan]

I find it hard to believe. Can you imagine sitting on the bog for so long that your arse melts into the seat? If I've got a good book or the Motoring News I might spend half an hour of contemplation but any more than that and my bum starts to hurt. 2 YEARS!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Azumanga Davo]

In one of our papers the pic is more suggestive:

http://www.ziare.com/_files/Image/news/265/tb_240_264554_0803_femeie_wc_ziare.jpg

:laugh:

The Eastern European version of the Sun is it? ;) :D