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Dave B
13th March 2008, 13:36
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/KissHamilton_468x308.jpg

What's going on here? :eek:

PSfan
13th March 2008, 22:13
Caption? this pic almost needs a mocked up article to give it any justice


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/KissHamilton_468x308.jpg

What's going on here? :eek:


Lewis Hamilton hangs with KISS

Lewis Hamilton laughs nervously as he poses with rock icons. Asked why he appeared uncomfortable with the rock legends, Lewis says “These Gentlemen are so intimidating, especially that Gene fellow.

I’ve followed his TV program (Family Jewels) and he is very popular with the ladies” Hamilton continues. “When Gene extended his tongue that way, it made me very aware of my inadequacies”

Hamilton reveals that he not only is breaking the mold as far as what is expected from a race car driver of colored decent, he also doesn’t share a lot of the stereo-typical traits of a man of his race. “It’s true, I have small hands, small feet, and a small…….. I could never make it as a basketball player.“ Hamilton explains “I wish I could pin this on my mother, but she takes a larger shoe size then my father, and has larger hands, as well as a firmer handshake. I had hoped that the characteristic I shared most with my father was a love for being in front of the camera, but that isn’t the case.”

When asked of their encounter with the rising star of Formula 1, Paul Stanley was shocked he was a race driver “I really thought he was a special needs boy, I really thought this was a kid of about 12-14 years old,” says the singer “He kept on about how he was hopeful for Sunday, so we just agreed with him… He’s an actual race car driver… Wow”

Gene Simmons seemed a little more knowledgeable had this to say “He seems like a very good guy, I can’t wait to meet him again at the Indy 500 this year.” The emphasis is clearly on the “little” part.

wvvw.I-made-this-all-up.com

jso1985
14th March 2008, 02:48
"Hamilton gets abused again by Spanish fans with unappropiate costumes"

Azumanga Davo
14th March 2008, 03:07
Lewis: "I like to think of them as my Alonso hate squad." :D

PSfan
14th March 2008, 03:39
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/KissHamilton_468x308.jpg


"Hamilton discusses plans to choke out his competition"
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http://images.gpupdate.net/large/93635.jpg

leopard
14th March 2008, 04:00
The guy second from right hugged Kimi passionately, Are they a gay community? ;)

wmcot
14th March 2008, 06:33
Is it just me, or is Kimi really enjoying himself? Look closely at his photo to see what stands out (so to speak!) :)

Azumanga Davo
14th March 2008, 07:52
His belt buckle? :p :

PSfan
14th March 2008, 08:07
Is it just me, or is Kimi really enjoying himself? Look closely at his photo to see what stands out (so to speak!) :)

I'm sure it has more to do with that ferrari he is leaning on... I wouldn't be suprised if I had the same "alergic reaction" to having a ferrari touch my buttocks

though it could be something Paul Stanley is wearing, would explain why Hamilton has his hands placed where they are in the first picture... :p :

SGWilko
14th March 2008, 10:48
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/KissHamilton_468x308.jpg

What's going on here? :eek:

I think the caption, vis a vis the guy second from left could be....

I can clear that earwax for you sir.......

SGWilko
14th March 2008, 10:52
http://images.gpupdate.net/large/93635.jpg

"Really Mr Iceman sir, we do wish you'd tuck your shirt in, you look so uncouth"

Azumanga Davo
14th March 2008, 15:39
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/KissHamilton_468x308.jpg

Bloke on far left: "Hi, I'm Space Ghost, who the hell are you?"

OR

The unveiling of ITV1's new light entertainment program, 'The Black and White Rock 'n' Roll Minstrel Show' unveils it's first guest star.

Firstgear
14th March 2008, 16:18
"Things went smoothly on Heiki's side of the garage, but Lewis's car had all kinds of Gremlins today."

Gibbsy
14th March 2008, 17:13
"heh... you think you guys are good with the make up..... I'm actually white!"

Azumanga Davo
16th March 2008, 08:47
"Things went smoothly on Heiki's side of the garage, but Lewis's car had all kinds of Gremlins today."

That made me LOL... :D

call_me_andrew
16th March 2008, 21:12
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/KissHamilton_468x308.jpg

"Kiss' black friend."

Stephen Colbert fans will get that.