What member of the opposite sex is the most attractive??

[Mark in Oshawa]

Ok, maybe the Mods will stomp on my head for this one, but with all the talk of your all time favourite car, how about favourite woman/man (I realize some women are out there).

Now I am putting some stipulations on it. The member has to be physically attractive, someone you would think wouldn't bore the hell out ya, and it can be your spouse ( no one would believe you anyhow ) .

Ok, I have always had a thing for Liz Hurley, so I stand by this pick. She cant act, but she aint stupid, and is just ....I don't know...

Charlize Theron would be for me, a nice consolation prize....

[oily oaf]

(stands at prow of ocean liner holding on to nice bit of crackling)

Yes folks that Kate Winslett gets the steam blasting out of my oily earoles.
She's pretty, bright, totally natural and has a lumpy jumper to die for :vader:

The mere thought of her announcing on the speaking wireless machine that an occluded front is moving in from the Azores bringing force 9 gales to Cromerty, Dogger and Malin Head is enough to make me go bandy.

Oh yes, I'd pour some milk over her Oatabix and no error :D

[BaldyMan]

Hope you like sharing then Oily.
I used to be quite close to her ............................. like 12 miles when I lived near Reading where she comes from.
I if you won't share then Myleen Klass seems quite pleasant and normal.

[Rollo]

I always happened to think that Jo O'Meara was a particularly nice lady; especially considering that I must have spent the best part of three hours sitting next to her on a plane once.

I only just found out that she happens to be on the rubbish entitled Celeb Big Brother which either means that the record she put out didn't earm enough or that she wasn't famous enough by herself sans the other 6.

Put it this way, if she's that short of a quid I wouldn't mind paying her to be the receptionist for our company and put her up in the spare room. A couple of months in Sydney is probably nicer than dreary old Romford.

[Mark in Oshawa]

Kate Winslet is almost right there with Liz and Charlize. I bet she would be fun with Oatabix and cold milk.....

[A.F.F.]

My wife of course :up:













But now she isn't watching what I write, Michelle Pfeiffer is the goddess along with Charlize Theron.

[AndyRAC]

Gotta be Scarlett Johansson, though if the rumours are true she needs her eyes testing....

[FrankenSchwinn]

it's funny because i could write all these names of women i know and no one would know who i'm talking about......

famous people, uh, i guess Scarlett Johansson (dont know rumors), Selma Hayek...... etc. there are so many good looking famous women that i's difficult to make a list.

and about liz hurley, uh, my brother used to work for Hermes and met her there and well, not that good looking in person.

[Daniel]

My wife of course :up:













But now she isn't watching what I write, Michelle Pfeiffer is the goddess along with Charlize Theron.
Hey J

My brother knows Charlize's family back in South Africa. Would you like me to set you up on a date with her? :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Roxanne Pallett off Emmerdale (plays Jo Stiles) :o

Apparently she likes yonger men:: :s hock:

[A.F.F.]

Hey J

My brother knows Charlize's family back in South Africa. Would you like me to set you up on a date with her? :p

Thanks but no. I asked my wife and I'm not allowed to go to South Africa on a date with Charlize Theron :(

[janneppi]

She's a poor sport. ;)
Maybe Charlie can visit you here? :)

[FrankenSchwinn]

Charlize Theron.

isn't she a bit tall for your taste? (i remember you liking something about shorter women ;) )

[A.F.F.]

Gotta her :bounce:

[A.F.F.]

After a very short negotations the result is Charlize cannot come here to visit me :(

[jso1985]

I really don't know why but I'm obssesed with Ashlee Simpson, she ain't a sugar mamma but she still ranks higher than any other woman to me

[Valve Bounce]

How about Lara Bingle? Both Brendan Fevola and Michael Clarke think she's a bit of alright.

[Erki]

What's funny is that Mark posted this thread on Cars, Driving and Transport sub-forum, then it got moved.


And it wasn't the moving part that was funny. :hmph:

And it was the thread that was moving. :hmph:

And it was the forum thread(topic) that was moving. :hmph:

[Mark in Oshawa]

Erki, I had one too many windows open and screwed up? Hey, it happens right???

As for the reference to Scarlet Johansson needs her eyes tested, it means she is perfect for me!!!

[Hawkmoon]

Any one of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connolly, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Hawkins or Salma Hayek. I'm not fussy. :D

[Mark in Oshawa]

Hawk, but you do have pretty good taste, if not a taste for brunettes....

[oily oaf]

Hope you like sharing then Oily.
I used to be quite close to her ............................. like 12 miles when I lived near Reading where she comes from.
I if you won't share then Myleen Klass seems quite pleasant and normal.

Oi Baldy! (insert hurtfull remarks about pots and kettles here........) Get your own woman mate :mad:
As for the other young ladies mentioned above, yeah very nice and all that but waaaaaay to skinny for my taste.
Blimey I'd be scared of breaking 'em :D
I like mine with a bit of meat on 'em
(goes to "favourites" menu and clicks on Lardyarsedlovelies.gov)

[Erki]

Pretty much any spectacles-wearing redhead... :lips:

[Valve Bounce]

Any one for Angelina Jolie, ............. :D

ME!

[Ian McC]

My wife of course :up:

Yes, I like your wife too ;)

[CarlMetro]

Well seeing as nobody else wants Kylie Minogue or Cammeron Diaz then I guess I'll have to have them both :D

[Hawkmoon]

Hawk, but you do have pretty good taste, if not a taste for brunettes....

Funny that. My wife's a redhead. :confused: :D

[Erki]

Funny that. My wife's a redhead. :confused: :D

Let me know if you happen to break up. :devil: :p :

[Erki]

PS: I'd like to know what is the opposite sex of a stud like me? :confused:

[A.F.F.]

Yes, I like your wife too ;)

Why you dirty... ;)

[Mark in Oshawa]

Funny that. My wife's a redhead. :confused: :D

My first wife was one, I was told Redheads were more hot and horny, my ex disproved that! Hope you have better luck with your model!!

Red heads with specs would do something for me, espeically when they drop their hair and take the glasses and the rest of it off!!

[millencolin]

Scarlett Johansson or Jeniffer Hawkins... both are a bit of alright if you ask me

[100%hondafan]

Elisha kuthbert from the girl next door

heres a pic of the wife!!!

[Mark in Oshawa]

Need a cold shower a lot with that woman around....either that or she would never be able to get dressed!!

[viper_man]

PS: I'd like to know what is the opposite sex of a stud like me? :confused:

In England we often call them 'slags'. Perhaps rightly, perhaps wrongly.

[Erki]

OK corvette_man.

Another qquestion: do you mean just visual attraction? I am pretty audiovisual, with superior nerve endings and everything, looks only is not enough for me. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/r8dno1/aok/hand/00.gif

[Hawkmoon]

My first wife was one, I was told Redheads were more hot and horny, my ex disproved that! Hope you have better luck with your model!!

Red heads with specs would do something for me, espeically when they drop their hair and take the glasses and the rest of it off!!

Well, until she got pregnant with our first I'd say she was doing a reasonable job of upholding that myth. Since then, however, things have become much quieter in that particular area. Ofcourse, we have 3 of the little buggers now, so I reckon she's got a pretty good excuse. :D

[agwiii]

ME!

Another point of agreement.

[agwiii]

Or my ex.

[Drew]

Or my ex.

No offence, but are you sure that's a woman?

[harsha]

kate beckinsale :cheese:

[agwiii]

No offence, but are you sure that's a woman?

I guess you've never seen a woman before. When you grow up, you may understand the differences between men and women.

[Quattroporte]

Unfortunately it would go to my ex..... Best looking babe I ever saw.... Too bad she turned out to be a lying hypocritical cow a month ago.... :mad:

[Skid Marx]

Any one of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connolly, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Hawkins or Salma Hayek. I'm not fussy. :D


Good taste, Hawkmoon! Two of my faves, Jennifer Connelly and Kate Beckinsale!

[Skid Marx]

Unfortunately it would go to my ex..... Best looking babe I ever saw.... Too bad she turned out to be a lying hypocritical cow a month ago.... :mad:

Ha ha, don't they all! Mine turned out to be a lying, thieving, defrauding, hypocritical cow, but that's a lo-o-o-ong story.

[Mark in Oshawa]

Agwiii....she looked alright to me....would love to see other pics. However, either you are nuts or she is, so which is it??? lmao....

[agwiii]

Mark, you know that I'm not crazy. It's a bit of bittersweet, and much too long a story for this board. And no, you're not going to see those photos.

[FrankenSchwinn]

Oi Baldy! (insert hurtfull remarks about pots and kettles here........) Get your own woman mate :mad:
As for the other young ladies mentioned above, yeah very nice and all that but waaaaaay to skinny for my taste.
Blimey I'd be scared of breaking 'em :D
I like mine with a bit of meat on 'em
(goes to "favourites" menu and clicks on Lardyarsedlovelies.gov)

i could understand why, but selma hayek is as curvy as i would go.








but when it comes to "attractive" women, there is nothing like a musician/singer. i mean, i have something for them, i dont know why, i just LOVE a woman who's got some sort of musical talent (that excludes the most of the 'pop' chicks dont it?). for example, i know i am a minority but i think that Esthero is gorgeous ( http://www.nearlycivilized.com/html2/gallery.html ). i even like the girls who form the rap group "Northern State" ( http://www.northernstate.net/ ) and dont get me started about how bad-ass hot the girls from the canadian hard rock group "Kittie" are ( http://www.myspace.com/officialkittie ) and there is even something sexy with Beth Gibbons from Portishead ( http://www.bethgibbons.com/ ). it's not a fetish that i have it's more like an admiration and plus, these types of women have passions that keep them busy, not like shoes, so they are a lot easier to deal with!

[viper_man]

OK corvette_man.

Another qquestion: do you mean just visual attraction? I am pretty audiovisual, with superior nerve endings and everything, looks only is not enough for me. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/r8dno1/aok/hand/00.gif

Ok Eki, its primarily visual. Audio functions and all other functions in fact are usually ignored in cases like this, I know because I do this.

As for me, there is a lovely glamour model and former adult entertainment 'expert' called Crissy Moran, unfortunately in all of the pictures I have of her someone has stolen her clothes.

Next up its Miss Rachel Stevens http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/rachel_stevens/main1.jpg Then probably Kelly Brook and Mariah Carey.

Oh yeah and then the Mrs

[Drew]

I guess you've never seen a woman before. When you grow up, you may understand the differences between men and women.

Big tits, yes - masculine face, yes

[FrankenSchwinn]

Crissy Moran

oh HELL YEAH! :lips: :D

[Quattroporte]

Ha ha, don't they all! Mine turned out to be a lying, thieving, defrauding, hypocritical cow, but that's a lo-o-o-ong story.

Wow, at least mine wasn't theiving or defrauding! :)

Oh, hottest celeb? Definietly Rihanna. Damn she is hot....

[Erki]

I just saw Nelly Furtado on TV. I've always found her hot, I still do. :)
And if she sings that she's a man eater and makes it rock hard, how can I possibly decline?? :p :

[Quattroporte]

She is drop dead gorgeous in the music vid for "promiscuous" especially...

[agwiii]

Big tits, yes - masculine face, yes

Keep it up and you won't make it through puberty.

[speedy king]

Louisa Lytton :D Even my age :D

[jso1985]

I just saw Nelly Furtado on TV. I've always found her hot, I still do. :)
And if she sings that she's a man eater and makes it rock hard, how can I possibly decline?? :p :

:s :s
she looks like one of those expensive prostitutes found arounds this part of the world :s

[schmenke]

Nelly Furtado?
I can't stand her... :s O.k. she may pretty, but like booble says, she really does look like a skank. And she can't sing for beans :s

[luvracin]

Agwiii....she looked alright to me....would love to see other pics. However, either you are nuts or she is, so which is it??? lmao....

Looks good to me too Agwiii.

I reckon Drew's being a bit harsh.

[MadCat]

Louisa Lytton :D

Definitely agree with you! :up: :up: :D


And some of those outfits she wore on that Strictly Come Dancing thing :eek:

[luvracin]

.....as for me....

Despite the absolute hotties already mentioned, I always had a bit of a thing for (and here's a name only the Aussies may remember) Sale of the Century's Nicky Buckley. :lips:

[Mark in Oshawa]

Another hottie from Down under, Kylie....although an Aussie lady friend of mine grew up in the same neighbourhood told me Kylie and her sister were kind of skanky....but I would still step up....

[walrus81]

You know what they say about men who like Kylie.

[jso1985]

smart men? ;)

[Mp3 Astra]

Elisha Cuthbert :D
But I'm under 16 so I can't be in this conversation :p :